thats what she said

"How's it going, blogophiles? Today, my tech class had another boring discussion about another shitty article that led to another violent debate. Like so many articles before, this one just served as a medium for some ignorant, tight-assed white guy to spew forth a shitload of idiotic jibberish. To sum it up, this guy was throwing a bitch-fit because he doesn't like advertising in videogames. Boo hoo. Because advertisements don't appear anywhere else in society (screw television, radio, billboards, airplanes, sports arenas, NASCAR, movies, newspapers, buses, subways, etc.). But more intense than the class's discussion of this unbelievably crappy article was the debate that ensued between Mr. P and myself. Once again, Mr. P refused to accept my personal opinion regarding this article (probably because I'm brown), claiming that I am full of "condensed shit." He then went on to attribute the sexy brown pigmentation of my skin to this "condensed shit." This accusation obviously stems from a sense of jealousy as Mr. P is no doubt cognizant of the brown man's obvious greatness (I know that he gets off thinking of my supple, brown skin). Mr. P also claimed that I never clearly state my opinion about these shitty articles in my blog entries. So for any of you who are so damn shitfaced that you do not know my opinion about this article (Mr. P), let me spell it out for you in small words: This article is utter crap and should be considered a crime against humanity. There is absolutely no problem with advertising in videogames. More over, the asshole who wrote this article should be neutered for wasting my valuable time (time that I could have spent touching myself in the bathroom!)"